Wuxi Expat Hopes The 18th Congress of the Chinese Communist Party Comes to An End So He Can Look at Kiddie Porn Again

Thor Lyndon, a Wuxi Expat from Des Moines, Iowa, tells the WCE Blog that he can't wait for the 18th Congress of the Chinese Communist Party currently taking place in China to come to an end so he surf for Children's pornography again.

"None of my VPNs have been working the past week so I can't access my favorite porn sites.  It is frustrating!  I have asked the other teachers at my school and they have had the same problems --  I mean they can't access their favorite sites either.  The blogger Andrew Cowlinch tells me that he hasn't been able to get to his Wordpress and Blogger sites!" said a clearly angry and frustrated Lyndon, who teaches English at the Global Universal Galactic Inter-provincial English Training Center in the Wuxi New District.

"At the pubs, the word is that the powers that be in Beijing are being extra vigilant on the Internet because of that Congress, and that once it is over we can resume our normal VPN-aided web-surfing.  I hope they are right!" said Lyndon with his fingers crossed, balancing his twelve foot long good luck totem pole on his head.