British Contingent of Wuxi Expats Denounce the Blogger Andrew Cowlinch

The Royal Society of Wuxi China Expats Who Come from Britian (RSWCEWCB) denounced the Blogger Andrew Cowlinch at their bi-annual conference held at the British Club Pavilion of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, China.

"Andrew Cowlinch is a blighter!" said the RSWCEWCB General Secretary Lord Buringberry from Baslington Stoke on the Thames.

"Andrew Cowlinch is an impudent old cub!"  said the RSWCEWCB treasurer Earl of Cash Clapham Common.

"The blogger Andrew Cowlinch is a bad egg!"  said the RSWCEWCB's Darts Club leader "Stubby" Charles Forthwright of Wimbledon.

"Wussie Andrew is a trifler!" said the RSWCEWCB's Cricket Team Captain Mark Rossiter.

"Andrew Cowlinch is a wanker!" said the captain of the RSWCEWEB's Football Club, Rory Beckham.

Owner of the Chestnut, Walnut, and Pink Kitty Pubs, Wally Droop, said "The Pommies were mad at the blogger Andrew Cowlinch, a.k.a. Wussie Andrew, because of blog posts he had written which implied British people couldn't cook, had bad teeth, did unnatural things to each other when at public schools, couldn't play football worth a fig, and had lost an empire."

"His blogging is a rum business!  Very frightful!" added the RSWCEWCB General Secretary Lord Buringberry.

Andrew Cowlinch, who comes from Canada, and lives in the Hui Shan District of Wuxi, China with his wife Wilma and son Bam-Bam, could not be reached for comment.