Wuxi Sexpat Feminist Alliance Fires Court Jester

Jimmy "Smartypants" Steyn Coulter Malkin's stint as the official court jester of the Sexpat Feminist Alliance Party of the Wuxi China Expatdom has come to an end, only a week after it had began.

Malkin, who had just been appointed the SFAPWCE's Court Jester just last week said he was forced to resign because of what he termed "irreconcilable artistic differences" as well as what he said was "an inability on the part of the Sexpats and the Feminists to take a joke!"

"I was warned that the Sexpats and Feminists had chips on their shoulders but I thought these warnings were overblown!" said Malkin to the WCE Blog.  "Now, I know better!  The SFAPWCE only wanted me to make jokes about nuns and priests, but I told them that it was not keeping with the Jester's duty to speak the truth to the powers that pay them!  I am an independent contacting Jester professional who is not in the pay of Rome!"

Asked what he had specifically done to cause the Sexpats and Feminists to want to fire him, Malkin had a long list:

"The Feminist co-leader of the SFAPWCE didn't like it when I make pig and elephant noises whenever I was in her presence."

"My suggestion that Feminists should be against environmental levies on paper bags was savagely booed.  Either that or they didn't approve the subtle point I was trying to make!"

"The Feminist co-leader's assistant didn't like it when I started talking to her in a deep butchy voice!"

"The Feminists also didn't appreciate my jokes about carrots, turnips, dildos, and bicycle seats."

"The Sexpat co-leader of the SFAPWCE didn't like it when I offered him a soother, some Barbie dolls, a rattle, and a sex manual to give to his new girlfriend!  He then went overboard when I gave him a sex manual as well, telling him that what she didn't know, he had probably forgotten due to his alzheimer's!"

"The Sexpat second in command didn't like it all my Viagra and Alzheimer's jokes!  And I made hundreds of them!"

"The Sexpats also didn't like it when I insinuated that some of them slept with Feminists.  Heck!  The Feminists didn't like that one either!"

Malkin hopes that the English school he was working at will rehire him.  "I love it in the WCE!  I don't want to leave!" insisted the former Jester.