Archduke Harry Moore Sees Orange in Unusual Attempt to Persuade Andis Kaulins to Enter Politics

Wuxi China Expatdom, Saturday May 17,  2014

 In one of the most unorthodox moves ever seen in the Expatdom's political history, Archduke Harry Moore is seeking to lure the prominent Expat English Teacher Andis Kaulins, into politics. Veteran political commentators described the manouvre as "bizarre", yet, if successful, may prove to be an "extremely effective gambit".

Two weeks ago Moore, and several thousands of Expat supporters of Andis Kaulins, took to wearing orange jackets.  Harry Moore explains: "We knew that Andis Kaulins sees and photographs interesting things outside his residence. I thought, 'ok, so if lots of people get around in bright orange lifejackets, Andis can't help notice.'

 "We then formed a nominal group, called the Wuxi China Expatdom Conservative Orange Jackets Association. Tens of thousands of Expats joined-in. English teacher Desiree' Williams (pictured, lower right) was amongst the first to join. We simply walk, and ride bicycles, up and down the street.  I hasten to add that the colour orange is certainly not connected with any left-leaning riff-raff; quite the contrary."

 "The plan", he continued, "is we just keep doing it until Andis Kaulins notices us, and, overcome with curiosity, then he'll come out of the Casa. When he does that, we will disband our group, and, if things go as planned, Andis Kaulins will then establish the fully-fledged party, 'The WCE Christian Conservative Coalition' (WCECCC)".  Our existing thousands, and me, will of course then pledge our cast-iron support to Andis' new party.

"The WCE Parliamentary elections are scheduled for September next, so it is essential that the Kaulins CC Coalition has plenty of time to get out on the hustings.  Lots of candidates are already jockeying for position....this election will be 'no prisoners'.....there's Ivan Fence's Regressive Anarchists Union, the Squeaky-Voiced Jockey Party, the Bar Owner's and Dypsomaniacs Congress Party, The Hui Shan Greens, the German Engineers Oktoberfest Beerdrinker's Alliance, the Rectal Surgeon's Party, the Lake Taihu Expat Flower Arrangers Party, the Gay Rights Mardi Gras Party, the Gaullists, the What Blew Up the Hindenburg Party, the Pirate Party, the Men with Tiny Little Things Party, The IT Wise-Ass Guys, the Come Up and See Me Sometime Party.....oh, the list is endless".

"I've been urging Andis to enter the fray for the past three years. It is his boundless modesty and self-effacing humility that inhibits him. But now we're all saying to him, 'to heck with all that, we need you, AK, to lead us out of the wilderness!'.   All he has to do is to keep looking out of his window, and he'll see what this is all about.  And, Miss Desiree' Williams here says that she can't wait to be serving under Andis Kaulins, in the deputy role", Moore added.