Saint Archduke Sir Harry Moore Inducted into the Wuxi Expat Hall of Fame

Harry Moore has been inducted into the Wuxi China Expat Hall of Fame for the third time.

Kennesaw “Hui Shan” Landis, WCEHOF commissioner, announced Moore's unprecedented third induction to a packed media conference held at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 District.

“How cannot we not induct this Wuxi Expat who is only living person to have ever been canonized into the the WCEHOF? I know he has been inducted two times already, but he wasn't canonized those times. And it would be quite the expense to put halos on the hundred thousand Harry Moore Artifacts in the WCEHOF that we have already. So it is best that we induct him a third time and start sticking halos on any more Harry Moore Artifacts that come into the museum's possession. And plus you can think of Saint Archduke Harry Moore Emeritus as having a trinity. The first person of this trinity is the Harry Moore who was a commoner. The second person of this trinity is the Harry Moore who was knighted and made an archduke. The third person, the holy ghost as it were, of this trinity is the Harry Moore who is a saint in our lifetime!”

The Landis announcement sent the assembled members of the media into a frenzied celebration. After much hip-hip-hooraying and clinking of glasses, the members of the media formed a long celebratory conga line and exited the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion and went onto the street. Passersby, whether locals or expatriate, joined the line which was estimated to have been 40 kilometers long at the height of the celebrations.

Landis also told the media that ten square kilometers of ground will be needed for the Saint Moore area of the WCEHOF. Besides the latest state of the art museum exhibits honoring the miracles performed by Saint Moore, ten thousand statues of Moore will be erected. All the statues will be made of gold and encrusted with diamonds. Some of the statues will be up to fifty thousand meters tall and depict Saint Moore in the nude.