Ask a Wuxi Expat #1

This is the first of a series on the street interviews where we ask Wuxi Expats questions on matters of great import.

Question #1: What is two plus two?

Marcus Linius Crassus, firefighter: [Stares intently]

Wally Droop, Pub Owner: It is four, you bleeping blap blap.

Duston Short, English Teacher: I don't know. Can you let me take off my shoes and count?

Ivan Fence, English Teacher and political progressive: That's a racist question.

Farok Bagolli, English Teacher: Two two-year old makes four. Two ten-year olds make twenty.

Arthur Lord McCluskey, Wuxi Expat Poet Laureate:

What is two plus two?

Who looks like a cariboo?

What is four plus four?

Who is it who doth love you more?

What is eight plus eight?

Doth you want to share my plate?

I have two hands, two feet,

membership in the expat elite.