The
Pink Kitty is to have a bowl of pus promotion every Wednesday from
6:00 PM till when the last drunk staggers out the door.
Wally
Droop, the Pink Kitty owner, announced the promotion at a press
conference held at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion II in the Nanchang
Jie Bar Street of Wuxi China.
“Buy one of our regularly
priced drinks at double the price, and you will get a free bowl of
pus produced by me, my son Wesley, or Duston Short, who produces a
lot of pus for a man only five foot, four inches tall! This pus will
be 100 percent authentic. It will
be yellow-white, more or less viscid, and
produced by suppuration as found in abscesses, and
sores. Just like your mother used to make! And it will be served
with a bowl of taco chips for dipping!” said Droop to the packed
auditorium.
Asked
how he thought the promotion could work, given that he was asking
customers to pay twice as much for beer in order to get a free bowl
of liquid human refuse, Droop said that the promotion had proved to
be a great hit in Expat pubs in Suzhou and Shanghai.
“Suzhou
and Shanghai Expats will pay top dollar for pus these days. It is
all the rage. So we Wuxi Expats, must of course must keep up with
the times!” said Droop.
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