Thursday, May 5, 2011

Another Wuxi Expat Wedding -- Another Tragedy

Tragedy struck another Wuxi Expat Wedding on Wednesday.   

Spuds McKenzie, a hard-headed Scotsman, who came to the Expatdom so he could marry a russet potato he called Spudema, asked staff to clean the potato for the wedding ceremony.  Staff took the potato to the wash area where they not only cleaned Spudema but also peeled her as well.

Seeing his bride defaced, McKenzie fainted.  When aroused, he became inconsolable, and it was only through the intervention of Wuxi China Expatdom Chief Inspector Harry Callahan that McKenzie was prevented from committing suicide.

Wuxi China Expatdom wedding bureau officials said they would investigate what was the second case of an inanimate object wedding partner being ruined by overzealous catering staff.  On Monday, a woman marrying a wedding cake experienced the horror of the cake being cut up.


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