Twenty great things about the Wuxi China Expatdom

1. The wise rule of King Gorzo the Mighty, and the administration of Prime Minister Mango.
2. The Wuxi China Expatdom Hall of Fame.
3. The Expatdom's incredible sports teams:  Wuxi Jaywalkers (baseball); Wuxi Red Guards (football), F.C. Wuxi (Soccer), Wuxi Taihu Lakers (Basketball), and Wuxi White Fish (Australian Rules Football)
4. The permanent party at the Wuxi China Expatdom Freeport.
5. The Wuxi China Expatdom law permitting human--inanimate object marriage.
6. The wildlife park in the 1912 Bar District.
7. Gambay's Pub -- the best Expat Pub in the world.
8. The Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy has 20 Aircraft Carriers and counting. It also has admiral Lloyd Bridges commanding it.
9. The world's only monkey parliament.
10. The law enforcement and singing skills of Harry Callahan and the Wuxi China Expatdom Trio.
11. Poet Laureate Alfred Lord McClusky
12. Hardy's Har Har Comedy Club
13. The Gorzo the Mighty School for the Humanities.
14. Queen Ayira: The Chosen One
15. The Expatdom's commitment to free market principles.
16. HyLite International Language School.
17. The Elite WCE SNAKES  (Super Nudist Agile Killer Elite Squadron).
18. Harry Moore Square with a capacity of one billion people.
19. The Wuxi China Expatdom Park of Motherhood.
20. 88m tall statues of Buddha, Jesus, the Virgin Mary, Harry Moore, TE Lawrence, Fred Astaire, and many others.