Wuxi Expat King Gorzo reports Obama phoned him for advice in the crucial hours before the raid on the Osama Compound.

Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi Expatdom, said that U.S. President Obama phoned him many times before the raid on the Osama Compound.  In fact, Gorzo said that he received so many calls from Obama, during a sixteen hour stretch, that he finally had to take his office phone off the hook, and turn off his mobile phone.  "After fifteen hours," said Gorzo, "I phoned Obama back.  Before I hung up on him, he did say something about wanting to kill Osama, and so I told him not to be a pussy. "Man up!  Just do it!  Tell your generals it's a go!""