Court Jesters are the now the thing that every high society Wuxi Expat and Wuxi Expat Organizationmust must have, thanks to Their King Gorzo the Mighty appointing Blogger Wussie Andrew as his royal court jester.
Those Expats, who can afford it, are paying top dollar to get low-wage English teachers to entertain them, members of their retinues, and their distinguished guests, by wearing brightly colored clothes and eccentric hats in a motley pattern, by storytelling, by performing acrobatics, by making music, by juggling and by displaying comedic skills of great jest and wit. Those who can't are either selling their Shetland Ponies or cutting back on their breakfast hot dog consumption to rent Jesters for parties.
Major Wuxi China Expatdom organizations like Gambay's Pub, The Pink Kitty Pub, The Santiago Cafe, Johnny's Canadian Bar, Hardy's Har Har Comedy Club, the Apple Blossom Pub, Dangle's Participle Pub for English Teachers, the Wuxi China Exaptdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society, the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society, the Wuxi Sexpat Feminist Alliance, The Naturist Party, The Nudist Party, the Wuxi China Expatdom Elite Expat Association, the Wuxi Expat Rifle Association, and even the Wuxi China Expatdom Obama Phone Group have appointed court jesters of their own.
"There has never been a better time to be in the Court Jester Industry than now!" said Yakushev Hardy, owner of Hardy's Har Har Comedy Club in Wuxi.
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