Wuxi Expat Says There's Great Scuba Diving on Mars

Admiral Lloyd Bridges, commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy, told the WCE Blog that the scuba diving on Mars is great.  "It is simply spectacular here.  Imagine all you can see in the Caribbean and the great coral what-do-you-call-that thingie off the cost of Australia, and multiply it by ten to the power of three!  The water is so much more clear and azure blue.  The rock formations below the surface are beyond belief!"

Admiral Bridges, who is currently on the surface of Mars with the crew of Shenzhan 6 Mission where he has piloted its Command module, is rather tight-lipped about the question of life on Mars.  "All I am at liberty to say at this point is that we looking for life everywhere on Mars, right around the clock of the Martian day!   We  are currently recording a Variety Show slash Documentary in which we will announce our findings!"