Shanghai Expats Insist that They are Not Diminished by Being Wuxi China Expatdom Colonials

A Shanghai Expat delegation to the Wuxi China Expatdom told the WCE Blog that they in no way felt diminished by the fact that their Expatdom was a colony of the Wuxi China Expatdom.

Ogg, a financial consultant  in Shanghai, told the WCE Blog that being a Wuxi Expat Colonial made his life so much better.  "Before!  Food no good!" said Ogg.  "Now it is good!"

Moggo, a German Engineer who works in Shanghai, told the WCE Blog that he lives more comfortably in Shanghai because of gifts from the Wuxi China Expatdom like fire and flush toilets .  "Before!  Me cold!" said Moggo.  "Now me can be warm all year!  Also, no piles of poop in my apartment!"

Ugho, who teaches English in Shanghai, told the WCE Blog that he appreciated the kindness of Wuxi Expats.  He made it a point  to thank the WCE Sisters of Charity for their help in his learning how to use fire.  "Mother Teresa show me how it is better to hold food over fire with a stick than using my hands!  Now I not burn my hands!" said Ugho.

The three man Shanghai Expat delegation, beside coming to prostrate itself before any Wuxi Expat it can find, is to attend seminars about tying shoes,  wearing underwear, opening bottles, printing, and using utensils when eating.  These seminars, organized by the Wuxi China Expatdom Ministry of Colonial Affairs, are being held for delegations from all the Wuxi China Expatdom colonies.