Wuxi Expat Thinks He is The Butt of a Satirical Blog's Satire

Duston Short, English Teacher and Former Midget Sumo Wrestling Champion of the Wuxi China Expatdom, suspects he is the object of satire in the Wussie Expat Blog.

Short claims that a character called Two Ton Shorty Legs Troll Boy in the Wussie Expat Blog has a remarkable resemblance to him.  "Like me, the Shorty Legs Guy talk English bad.  He like cheeseburger too like I.  Shorty Legs also does do dumb actions like put his toilet in his head and he poo his pants!" said Short in an exclusive interview with the WCE blog.

Short told the WCE Blog that he will find a lawyer and sue Wussie Andrew, the author of the Wussie Expat Blog.  "I really hate people making expensive fun at me!" said Short.