Australian Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd flew-out of Canberra today on his
way to the WCE. He told the assembled media that it was "a matter
of utmost-importance that I join in the celebrations for the
recently-returned WCE Trio. It is also an opportunity to cement
the relationship between us".
"Wo ze Expatdom. Wo shi Ayaodalliyah laoban", he articulated.
Reverting to English, Minister Rudd said he would prefer not to
comment on the on-going manhunt for the Ayatollah of Mordor.
"It is not a matter of protocol for me to intrude into
such matters", he said. "However", he continued, "I've been in contact with my Canadian counterpart, PM Stephen Harper, and representatives of the
RCMP. They are keeping-me fully-briefed, hourly, on the increasingly-tense
situation that is unfolding there."
Minister Rudd said that the cause of justice is not a negotiable-instrument.
He said that the current Expatdom-Australian relationship "reflects a mature,
pro-active, productive, progresssive, peaceful, and mutually-beneficial
bond between our peoples."
Rudd said that during the regime of the former KoW, that that precious-relationship had been de-stabilized and threatened, and had "in fact, sunk to an all-time low."
"What the former KoW had forgotten", Minister Rudd went on, "was that leadership is somewhat like a finely-crafted, well-tuned, Stradivarius violin - and it must be played with due-respect, even reverence. The Expatdom's former leader had instead 'played' leadership like a wildly-wailing gee-tar!"
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