Wuxi China Expatdom baboons earning less than chimpanzees.

Shouting and Screaming "Injustice!  Discrimination!  Fascism!", opposition leader Iggy Poop, in a parliamentary question period, said that he had learned that baboons in the 1912 District earned 31 percent less on average than the chimpanzees working in his shadow cabinet.  "For far too long, baboons have been treated like second class citizens in the Expatdom.  This has got to stop!" added Poop, stomping his fist and shoes and head on a table all the while.

Sir Walter Raliegh, Wuxi China Expatdom Minister in charge of non-human employment, answered Poop's question and said if the baboons wanted higher pay, they should work on getting more qualifications.  "I understand," said Raleigh to Poop, "that your chimpanzees have office administration diplomas or sociology degrees!  If these Baboons want to improve their baboon capital I suggest they enroll in many of the wonderful courses there are on offer at the Gorzo the Mighty University for Primates, or at the Ayira Business College."

Members of the governing Naturist party shouted "Hear!  Hear!" while the opposition Nudists shouted "Shame!  Bananas!  Oo!  Oo!  Oo!"