The Right Honourable Prime Minister of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Mango, today announced the appointment of Sirloin Steak Bailey as Minister for Scat in the Expatdom. Minister Bailey will in be charge of Wuxi China Expatdom Scat legislation and act as a liase between the WCE government and the community of WCE Scat.
Said PM Mango, "For far too long, the Wuxi China Expatdom has ignored the needs, aspirations, and desires of its Scat community. Of course, we must never forget this neglect started with the tyrannical regime of the Ayatalloh of Mordor, which our government, in its far-sightedness has seen to correct. But, still, for too long, the Scat Community, as far as we can determine, has been demanding respect, artistic freedom, and their voice to be listened to in an atmosphere of tolerance and non-discrimantory exclusiveness that isn't fattening and bad for Scatters with peanut allergies."
The PM then introduced Minister Bailey who said the following, "Scooby Dooby Cat Man do! Dubba dubba dubba! Shoe me blabba blabba do! Mango Mango Mango Marma Marma do! Ya ba dab a doooo! Skilly! Skilly! Milly! Rat a rat a rat man do!"
Minister Bailey, then took questions from the assembled media. Asked about the Scat Economy in the WCE, Bailey said the following: "Just skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope. Skeetle-at-de-op-de-day"
This is scat man do awesome!
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