Thursday, April 14, 2011

World Leaders praise Wuxi China Expatdom's capture of the Ayatollah of Mordor.

World Leaders were unanimous in their praise for the Wuxi China Expatdom's capture of the Ayatollah of Mordor.

Pope Benedict VXI called the capture "a blessed event."

Canadian Prime Minister Steven Harper, took time from his election campaigning, to praise the Wuxi China Expatdom contingent for removing the plague of the Ayatollah from the Canadian mainland.  He added that Canadians, with the exception of those from Ontario, could take great pride in being able to assist the WCE contingent in the capture.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad congratulated the WCE contingent on capturing one of the world's great Satans.

Australian Kevin Rudd praised the capture in perfect mandarin.

Prime Minister David Cameron called the capture the greatest moment in the history of civilized humanity.

U.S. President Barack Obama said that folks in America were very happy about the capture. He said he had phoned Admiral Lloyd Bridges to congratulate him and the WCE contingent of WCE King Gorzo the Mighty, WCE Queen Ayira: The Chosen One, Gambay's owner Fred Minkleman, and WCE Chief Inspector Harry Callahan.  Personally, Obama confessed that he thought about the WCE contingent first, when he awoke in the morning and lastly, before he fell asleep.  With the capture, Obama added that he could rest which was something he hadn't been able to do since the capture drama had started.  He added that Americans could take pride in the fact that they didn't get involved and were on the sidelines watching, and by doing so made a difference in the capture happening.  He said the capture was ultimately a victory for soft power and his foreign policy.


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