The Prime Minister of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Mango, announced that the WCE will be sending a emergency shipment of knee pads to the Nanjing Expatdom which is in the midst of a sore knee crisis. Currently 95 percent of Nanjing Expats spend an inordinate amount of time on their knees and so are wearing out kneepads at a incredible rate, causing a shortage.
Said PM Mango, "I have been in constant communication with Nanjing Expatdom leaders as their crisis has unfolded. They are grateful for the kneepad shipment -- 250,000 pairs -- however they seemed to be very tight-lipped as to why they have a shortage of kneepads as this time. I not being one to judge, leave the speculation as to the cause of the crisis to the tabloid and yellow press."
Why do you suppose that the Nanjing Expat leadership doesn't want to talk about why they are running out of kneepads?
ReplyDeleteI think that they are doing something very unnatural.
ReplyDeleteBobby from Wuxi.
You mean something to do with you know what? or you know who? or you know who does what with whom?
ReplyDeleteEggxactily
ReplyDeleteSorry, I didn't say that! That was someone else.
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