Niels Bohr, Flute Player for the WCE Trio and CEO of Santo Diminge Tubing, was married on the weekend to a local girl, at perhaps the most elaborate private wedding ceremony in the history of the Wuxi China Expatdom. Wuxi China Expats who attended, praised the arrangements, saying they easily outdid those of Colonel Sanders' Kentucky Style Wedding held in the Wuxi China Expatdom in 2004.
Alex Devichio, CEO of Alpha Agroinator, one of the attendees, praised the fact that there three choices of milk at the reception's buffet: Chocolate, Homogenized, and Two Percent. "In Wuxi, you are lucky to see milk on a grocery store shelf. The selection of milk brought tears to my eyes."
Larry Lawrence, CEO of Quality Bearings, praised the reception's entertainment. "There was a three-ring circus for the children. For the adults, there was a choice of performances of Lady Gaga, the Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Black Eyed Peas, and Clint Black to watch -- no strong proponent for any particular music genre felt left out. Gear heads could sit near the track of the Wuxi 100 - in F-1, NASCAR, or Indy formats. As well, there was a variety of local entertainment on tap including Dragon Dancers, Acrobats, Cross-Talkers, Face-Changers, and Peking Opera performed by midgets. I personally enjoyed watching the championship ping-pong and dwarfs doing Shakespeare."
Johnny Stelnachuk, an Ontario, Canada Expat praised the chocolate bar selection. "I couldn't believe there were ten choices including Smarties, Oh Henry, Crispy Crunch, Aero, Sweet Marie, and Eat More."
Andrew Andrewski, CEO of Popular Polling, said that every wedding attendee had his or her inmost desires attended to. "In addition to the 100 beer varieties, 35 kinds of meat, 10 brands of chocolate bars, cuisine from every Chinese province, cuisine from 120 countries, and food for those with a kosher or weight-reducing diet, every attendee had a choice of personal masseuse, dietary coach, psychiatrist, escort, or world leader to attend to their personal needs. I was able to get Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper teach me about Ice Hockey. My single buddy choose to pal up with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi -- perhaps they went to a Bunga-Bunga party afterwards."
For Lyle Lowalski, Vice President of Trash Heap Disintegration, the best thing was the ceremony. "Atheists, Agnostics, Jews, Christians, Muslims, Nudists, Naturists and every other possible religious faith in the world came away from the ceremony satisfied. By giving every attendee of the ceremony special virtual-reality helmets, Niels ensured that everyone could see the wedding conducted on the basis of their religious and political beliefs."
Andis Kaulins, teacher at HyLite English, praised the Wedding Ceremony mementos, "At the end of the reception, every guest got an official wedding t-shirt, cap, tie, limited-edition bobble-head doll set of the bride and groom, a BMW car, and enough food to last a family of three a year."
Bobby Roberts, a teacher from Leprosy International English (LIE), and former mountain climber, praised the height of the birthday cake. "It was my great honor to be able to ascend to the top of the 150 meter tall cake and cut the first piece for my good friend Niels."
Hans Zimmerman praised the lack of judgementalism on the part of the all attendees towards those who had non-traditional wedding arrangements -- Zimmerman had made history by marrying his long underwear. "I and my dear long underwear felt completely at home. My friend Zuckerman who married his bowling ball appreciated the fact that during the reception, the Wuxi Expat ladies from more traditional wedding arrangements, asked his spouse to come to their next league of woman voters meeting. Niels seems to know only the most top-notch and caring of people! I wish him and his wife all the best in their future!"
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