A Rainbow Coaliton of Celebration at the Wuxi China Expatdom Freeport.

Two days after the arrival of the Wuxi China Expatdom Contingent at the WCE Freeport, the greatest party in all of human history is still in a full frenzy with no signs of abatement for the foreseeable future.

As they de-boarded the WCERN Fred Astaire at the Freeport, The contingent members, Gorzo the Mighty, his Queen Ayira, WCE Chief Inspector Harry Callahan, and Gambay's Pub owner Fred Minkleman were given a four hour standing ovation from the crowd of 2.7 billion Wuxi Expats.  Harry Callahan let the party officially begin by singing his World Expatdom Vision Song Contest winning "Ave Maria and Christina" for the royal dancing couple Gorzo and Ayira.  At the end of the song, the WCE's most important DJ, Wayne Turner Franklin Funk, put on his recording of Frank Sinatra's Summer Wind  on his turn table, and 2.7 billion people quickly scrambled to find dance partners.  The party officially began.

Observers of the celebrations have been impressed by the diversity of celebration methods on display at the Freeport.

Professor Agnus Ruck, head of the partyology department at the University of Melbourne by the Lake almost, reported the following:  "I have seen Arab Wuxi China Expats continually fire off automatic weapons into the air.  The Wuxi China Expats from Israel are breaking plates.  Canadian Expats, who aren't from Ontario, are running around with the Wuxi China Expatdom flag tied to an ice hockey stick -- Ontario Expats are wearing their undershorts on their heads.  Australian Expats are doing the traditional kangaroo hop and dance.  Locals are eating long-life noodles.  German Expats are wearing coverall shorts and slapping each other.  American Expats are firing their colt 45s in the air as they ride their horses.  English people are getting drunk.  The Frenchmen are kissing each other.  New Zealanders are performing a farmer and sheep passion play.  I don't know what countrymen are putting their heads in a cupboard and slamming it shut.  Russian Expats are getting drunk on Vodka.  Latvian Expats are waiting for the Russians to get drunk so they can shave them."

Already the celebration has set world records for longest conga lines, most gallons of vomit at a party, and liters of beer consumed.