The Kraken Monster returned to the Wuxi China Freeport grabbing seven Expats from the crowd awaiting the arrival of King Gorzo, Queen Ayira, Harry Callahan, and Fred Minkleman who are on the Wuxi China Expatdom Aircraft Carrier Fred Astaire. The Expats taken by the Kraken are believed to be from Ontario, Canada. The Ontario Expats had ignored warnings and evidence plain as the nose on their faces that the Kraken was dangerous.
The Kraken was about to eat some high-status Wuxi Expats when the WCERN Fred Astaire arrived at the Freeport. Seeing the Aircraft Carrier, the Kraken fled to the middle of Lake Taihu.
Admiral Lloyd Bridges, commander of the WCERN Fred Astaire, ignoring the massive applause that the WCE contingent's arrival generated, decided to immediately pursue the Kraken. Said Bridges, "I know that the Kraken has only captured some Ontario, Canada Expats. But is there a great risk that it will eat some important Wuxi China Expats. King Gorzo, Queen Ayira, Fred Minkleman, and Harry Callahan, of course, want to help destroy the menace."
Jack Josephson, assistant Chief Inspector of the Wuxi China Expatdom, said that all-in-all the Kraken eating seven expats from Ontario, Canada wasn't such a bad thing. "It could have eaten some important Wuxi China Expats!" said Josephson. "I think that up to a point, one could say that we have so far had the best case scenario taking place with the Kraken."
Some of the Wuxi Expats onshore, wanting so desperately to see the WCE contingent, questioned the Admiral's decision to pursue the Kraken. Said Buzz Aldrin, "Everyone wants to party! I say catch the Kraken later. And if those Ontario, Canada Expats are lost! It's no big deal!"
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