The WCERN Steamboat Joseph Conrad has departed CFB Shilo and is now transporting a load of lard and ivory up the Assiniboine River to Winnipeg. The more pressing assignment for the Steamboat commanded by Admiral Lloyd Bridges is to apprehend and bring to justice the Ayatollah of Morder, the former King of Wuxi. Rumours are the Ayatollah is either ill or has gone insane as news, of the efforts to capture him, have reached him. Lard and Ivory merchants along the Assiniboine have told stories of this Mordorian rogue lard and ivory trader with a love for bad science fiction movies and an addiction to chocolate-coated caramel balls.
Bridges and his crew, Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi China Expatdom; Fred Minkleman, owner of Gambay's Pub; and Harry Callahan, Wuxi China Expatdom Chief Inspector, have reportedly discovered a pile of Lard, on a the banks of the Assiniboine near Carberry, with a note saying they should approach cautiously.
Now the Steamboat WCERN Joseph Conrad is enshrouded in a thick layer of fog, and so contact with it has been lost.
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