The induction was announced by WCEHoF commissioner Kennesaw "Hui Shan" Landis. Added Landis, " Spartacus wasn't just a pretty body and face. It is little known but Spartacus lead a revolt of slaves against the Ayatollah of Mordor. Many historians now claim that it was the great Wuxi China Expatdom slave revolt that took down the Mordorian Regime. And of course, who can not forget Spartacus's hat trick in the Expatdom Football Cup Final against Shanghai!"
Patrons at Gambay's Pub when informed of the induction indicated their unanimous approval. However, fistfights broke out when a few patrons tried to claim that Spartacus had better attributes than Harry Moore. Some even ran back to their apartments to find their swords, shields, and mini gladiator jumpers before joining in the argument.
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