Interrupting a series of social engagements in
the Suzhou Expatdom, the patriarchal Caribbean strongman
strode-purposefully across the lake to the Wuxi China Expatdom Freeport,
to address the two billion people awaiting the return of the WCE contingent.
Eschewing modern technologies by using a hand-held megaphone,
("I am not a tool of that baron, Trumpet", he growled), Fidel began by
warning of the dangers of global-cooling, "the greatest moral challenge of my
next two centuries", he chuntered.
His voice a deep, booming basso profundo, he
spent the following 9 hours and 10 minutes in a wide-ranging
discourse on a diversity of topics, including the
filmography of Tom Mix, frogs, nudism, dentistry, goats,
his passionate love for both the Loch Ness Monster
and Governor Michael Dukakis, and also his encyclopedic-
knowledge of everything.
And he out-did his own previous
ReplyDeleterecord - 7 hours, 10 minutes, Havana, 1986.
(per Guiness Book). Phew!
Why wasn't the son of bitch summarily executed when he dared step on the freedom loving soil of the Wuxi China Expatdom?
ReplyDeleteWhat a disgraceful moment! I hope the crowd had enought decency to ignore him.
They were not at all happy. Told him to
ReplyDeletego away, and stick to carrying coffins.
My el grando speech was mucho gusto-excellente!
ReplyDeleteBut the sound of that crowd yelling bad things at me was so loud that it could be heard back in my beloved Cuba!