All Natural Naked Dragon Boat Race to take place in the Wuxi China Expatdom

An All Natural Naked Dragon Boat Race will take place at Lake Taihu on June 16th.  The organizers of the race announced the date for the World's biggest boat race at a press conference held at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi.

With over a billion dollars in prize money, Wuxi Expatdomites are encouraged to form their Boat Racing teams soon.  "The only rule we will be sticklers about in this race," said the All Natural Naked Dragon Boat Race Chief Organizer Joe Hart, "is that all participants adopt a naturist mode of dress,  i.e the full monty or totally nagoy!"