Saturday, April 28, 2012

Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War Siege Site forced to relocate due to expiration of lease

Phase Two of the Wuxi China Expatdom 2012 Civil War has seen its siege battle forced to relocate due to the expiration of its lease at Wuxi's Three Kingdoms Park.

The commanders of the two factions, the allied WCEDVDAS forces and the WCEWCEDVDCWARS force, under a white flag of truce, announced at a joint press conference that their lease with the Three Kingdoms Park, the siege site, was to expire on April 30th.  "We have to be out of the Three Kingdoms by midnight April 30th because someone neglected to renew the lease. Who was responsible for this will be decided by an armed battle." said the Allied WCEDVDAS commander.  "I don't think it was our side.  After all we are the siegers not the besieged.  The enemy begs to differ, of course.  But we welcome the disagreement because there is nothing we like better than a good motivated clash!   The WCEWCEDVDCWARS will suffer for their mistake if we win!"  The WCEWCEDVDCWARS commander, when hearing the words, threatened to tear down the white flag and fight the Allied WCEDVDAS commander on the spot.  It was the commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force (WCEIEF), the exclusive supplier of WCE Civil War 2012 merchandise, Karl Malden who was able to separate the commanders.

Malden, after separating the commanders, announced to the assembled press that the Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War Siege Battle would move to The Wuxi China Expatdom World Civil War Theme Park in the Hui Shan District.  "George Williams Brown, the manager of the WCEWCETP, says he has space for us to stage our siege battle.  However, we will have to cancel the battle's Stalingrad Siege theme and instead have both sides dress like the Blues and Greys who fought at the Siege of Vicksburg in 1863!  Brown insists on maintaining the civil war theme of his park -- the siege of Stalingrad was part of an international conflict."

The siege battle at Three Kingdoms, which had been made to resemble Stalingrad 1943, had been fought to a stalemate since March 16.  The predicted breakdown of the encircled WCEWCEDVDCWARS will have to wait till they and the allied WCEDVDAS forces have settled into their siege battle site at the WCEWCETP.

The Wuxi China Expatdom Dick Van Dyke Appreciation Society and the Wuxi China Expatdom DVD Appreciation Society, who were enemies in Phase One of the WCE Civil War 2012, became allies when the Wuxi China Expatdom WCE Civil War Appreciation and Reenactment Society (WCEWCEDVDCWARS) was taking vital supplies from the two WCEDVDAS armies to stage reenactments of WCEDVDAS battles. The WCEDVDAS alliance marked the beginning of Wuxi China Expatdom Civil War 2012 Phase Two.

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