Tomkin told the WCE Blog that after a long life of failed relationships that included four divorces and experimentation with bestiality, libertinism, perversion, bar girls, having concubines, socialism, third wayism, spouse-swapping, golf, bridge, pantheism, Aardvarksim, Ice Skating, cross country skiing, Australian Rule Football, Sufism, drugs, alcoholism, Anglicism, free-love societies and cricket, he had finally found his true love: a spherical roller bearing that he encountered at his company's factory in the Wuxi New District.
"My darling Spherical features a stamped steel cage and strengthened symmetric roller. Her design is a second generation, optimized to offer considerably higher load ratings than conventional designs for a broad range of applications and a long service life. It was her unconventionality and broad range of industrial applications that made me fall in love with her at first sight!" said Tomkin, with obvious romantic love in his eyes.
Ask whose relationship he and his darling Spherical hoped to model themselves after, Tomkin told the WCE Blog that "of course" he hoped to have "a relationship as loving, true, and passionate at that of Wuxi China Expatdom Archduke Harry Moore and his wife Mrs. Miss Moneypenny."
The Wuxi China Expatdom is the only jurisdiction in the world to permit Human -- Inanimate Object Matrimony.
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