Dwight Eisenhower, dismissed for his lackadasical efforts at commanding the International Expeditionary Force searching for the Missing Wuxi China Expats from Toronto, has been revealed to have been an agent of the Ayatollah of Mordor, ruler of the WCE in the dark times before the Monarchy of Gorzo the Mighty.
Harry Callahan, chief inspector of the WCE police squad, at a press conference today held at the cafeteria of the Gorzo the Mighy University for the Humanites, said that Eisenhower's blindness and indecisiveness, in the first few days of the search for the missing Wuxi Expats, was nothing of the sort. "It was a deliberate attempt to sabotage the search in a vain attempt to somehow turn the WCE back into a Caliphate with the currently exiled Ayatollah of Morder as ruler!"
Callahan further revealed that Eisenhower had a dual role of the Ayatollah's regime in the dark times: Eisenhower was head of the Ayallotah's secret police force, that had been known as the "corndoggers" for their manner of interogating the many enemies of the regime, as well as the Ayatollah's right hand man in trying to bring High Speed Rail to the Wuxi China Expatdom. "Thankfully, Gorzo was able to stop the latter idea in the bud."
Yes, I began to smell a few rats a couple of days ago, and this report now confirms my suspicions.
ReplyDeleteSo - have I got this right - that the list of bad guys now includes:
- Dwight Eisenhower (will he be publicly denounced?);
- the corndoggers;
- the Ayatollah of Mordor - ?
Callahan is a class act. I'll sleep easier knowing that Harry C will be out in the Expatdom streets tonight. Thanks again for these briefs.
the Ayatollah of Mordor is what in fact the old King of Wuxi was.
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