Karl Malden, in an exclusive interview with the Wuxi China Expatdom's Orient Express, said the International Expeditionary Force is "renewed, invigorated, and has begun, anew," its search for the Missing Wuxi Expats from Toronto, Canada."
Malden, appointed, on Monday, to take IEF command from the discredited Dwight Eisenhower, had to spend two day reorganizing the IEF. Malden, said he has purged the ranks of the IEF of "loafers, idlers, ne'er-do-wells, mountebanks, layabouts, and pool-players", and though his force is "considerably smaller", he maintains it is "much more focused on the task of locating, dead or alive, the missing Expats from Toronto, Canada."
Asked if he preferred to find the expats "dead or alive", Malden said he simply wanted to do the task assigned to him in a business-like and unsentimental way. "And because of the time wasted by the previous commander in searching for DVDs instead of the missing Expats, in looking in Suzhou Bars instead of in Wuxi proper, we don't have the time to worry about such niceties as life or death."
Tomorrow, the IEF will search in Xihui Park for the missing Expats. "We are operating on the theory that the missing Wuxi Expats wanted to go to the Wuxi Zoo, but weren't aware that it had been moved to Li Hu." said vice-commander of the IEF, George S. Patton.
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