One billion Wuxi Red Guard Fans packed Wuxi China Expatdom's Harry Moore Square to celebrate the Red Guards 63-24 victory over the Super Bowl XLV champion Green Bay Packers. Many fainted at the sight of Gorzo the Mighty. Those who didn't heartily cheered Mrs. Gorzo who had played the game in a bikini and no equipment , while passing for 304 yards and 3 touchdowns.
Said one Red Guard Fan: "The Guards are so clearly superior to any other he-man football teams out there that there will either have to be a galactic all-star team to play the Red Guards in hopes of having a competitive game, or the Red Guards will have to clone themselves!"
Fred Minkleman; owner of Gambay's, where Tuesday is all-you-can-eat lobster and prawn night, is the official licensee for Wuxi Red Guard memorabilia. At the rally, he said to come down to his pub before all limited-edition Wuxi Red Guard Super Duper Championship gear was sold-out.
Go Red Guards!
ReplyDeleteI love the Guards so much. I call myself a Guardian.