Survey says Wuxi China Expats are world's biggest cheapstakes.

The Ishmaelian Express World Survey of Charitiable Giving placed The Wuxi China Expatdom 147th out of 147 surveyed countries in 2010. Wuxi China Expats gave .0000001 percent of their income to charity, the survey found. In comparison, citizens in 146th ranked Madagascar gave 1.2 percent of their income to charity, making Madagascans twelve million times more generous than Wuxi China Expats.

Wuxi China Expat Saint Thomas Aquinas blamed the WCE's embarrassing showing on "that devil Andis Kaulins whose pockets are deeper than that trench in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean." Aquinas also noted that "if you take Andis Kaulins out of the survey, Wuxi China Expats give 150 percent of their income to charity, easily out giving the #1 country in the survey, Australia, whose citizens give eight percent of their income to charity."