A full day of search, by the International Expeditionary Force, for the Missing Wuxi China Expats from Toronto, Canada has yet to find a trace.
Dwight Eisenhower, an American in charge of the search force had the following to say: "Quite frankly, we are baffled as to where the Expats might have gone to. The IEF has spent the day doing an extensive search of all the pubs in Wuxi, China Expatdom. No one, after continuing question, has given us any clues as to where in Wuxi China Expatdom we should start looking. I do want to compliment Fred Minkleman and the staff at Gambay's for the world class job they have done in serving the IEF. The food and beer here is excellent, the portions are ample, and everyone gets their money's worth... That is not to say that the other Expat pubs don't do a good job, but they got to pay me to plug 'em!"
Eisenhower says that the IEF plans to search the ground tomorrow after everyone has had a good sleep and recovered from their search of the pubs.
Is there any possibility that the Torontonians may have returned to Canada??
ReplyDeleteAustralia's Kevin Rudd has expressed his "deep concern" for those missing. A national fund-raising appeal commenced three day's ago, and so far over $3.2 billion, and 125 cartons of beer, have been forwarded to the Expatdom to assist in this crisis.
Rudd has asked if there may be any evidence of fowl play involved?
Some of the Toronto Expats did like chickens, if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could do an interview with Dwight Eisenhower, the commander of the IEF.
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