Day Five of the Search for the Missing Expats from Toronto Canada full of rumours of a shakeup in the command structure of the IEF.

There was no actual searching for the Missing Expats from Toronto, Canada on Day Five. The IEF's planned trip to Suzhou was postponed because the Sunday trains were sold out. "We waited for three hours in line for nothing! That was complete b.s.! I going to call my congressman about this or complain to city hall!" said Lestor M. Ole, a frustrated IEF member. Asked if he thought of taking off his clothes like the Chen Weiwei, Ole said "I was already naked when I got there!"

Because of the lack of the results in the search for the Missing Expats, who were last seen at a rally demanding molasses, pork chops, and a government job, there is a speculation that Gorzo the Mighty may appoint a new commander of the IEF. Possible candidates include Omar Bradley, George C. Scott, Milton Bradley, and Karl Malden.