Despite not finding any sign of the Missing Wuxi China Expats from Toronto, Canada after three days of searching, the Commander of the International Expeditionary Force searching for the expats, Dwight Eisenhower, insists that hope and interest in finding the missing Expats is still high, and notes that a search theme song has been written.
Said Eisenhower: "Yesterday's search of DVD shops yielded some good finds for IEF members. Now some of them are late today because they were up late last night watching the DVDs, but the plan today, which is to search in the shopping areas of Wuxi has IEFers keen to keep searching, ....as soon as they can shower and get out of their apartments (or call girls he he he!). Be that as it may, the search has a theme song, which goes as follows:
Oh where! Oh Where! have the missing expats from Toronto have gone?
Oh Where! Oh Where! can they be?
We looked inside all the DVD shops and there they couldn't be seen!
Perhaps they are hiding under a Wuxi Bridge!
Perhaps, they are in Gambays, eating chicken's feet!
Perhaps, they are at Turtle Head Park!
Oh where! Oh Where! have the missing expats from Toronto have gone?
Oh Where! Oh Where! can they be?
Perhaps they took the bus to Suzhou!
But mistaken ended up in Xuzhou!
Perhaps they wanted to to go Jiangyin!
But instead bought to tickets to Jiangxi!
Oh where! Oh Where! have the missing expats from Toronto have gone?
Oh Where! Oh Where! can they be?
Perhaps they got lost in the tunnel at Xi Hui Park!
Perhaps they went to visit Hans Zimmerman!
Perhaps they went to eat Japanese food on Hu Bin Bar Street!
Perhaps they are staying at the Kempenski!
Oh where! Oh Where! have the missing expats from Toronto have gone?
Oh Where! Oh Where! can they BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
As soon as the IEF knows the lyrics, we will start a full-on search. We will learn the lyrics at Gambay's in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi where Friday Night is all-night happy hour!"
ahh....."Commander of the IEF, Dwight Eisenhower" - is he perhaps a grandson of Ike?
ReplyDelete- in any case, is he available for interviews?
He is busy.
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