Thursday, February 24, 2011

International Expeditionary Force searching for Missing Wuxi China Expats from Toronto enters Xihui Park

Karl Malden, commander of the International Expeditionary Force, announced that the search for the Missing Wuxi China Expats has begun in Xihui Park.

"We were able to raise enough cash to get one member into the park.  IEF members drew straws to determine who would go in, and the winner was Ziggy Zimmerman, brother of Hans.  He entered the park at 908 a.m. this morning.  Before he entered, we all tearfully wished him the best, and told him we would pray for his safe exit from the park.  We also mentioned that we hoped he could find, dead or alive, the missing Expats."

The members of the IEF not able to enter the park have returned to Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District where they will maintain a candle-light vigil and drink beer.

3 comments:

  1. Xihui Park? I, as a OCH (Old China Hand) have of course been in Xihui on thousands of occasions. I know it like the back of my foot.

    But does this report suggest that it is dangerous in Xihui? Have any people ever got lost inside those tunnels? (I used to sit down in there with other OCH's, sip tea, and play mah jong - by candlelight).
    Is that Panda carnivorous??

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  2. Oh, and PS:

    - where exactly is Harry Callahan right at this moment?

    - has he had any leads on the Torontonians yet?,

    - has he done a scuba-diving search in Taihu?,

    - I sure hope that he hasn't got the Expatdom's
    DA on his ass.

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  3. He is trying to chase down the Outlaw Electric bicycle gang.

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