Wuxi Red Guards defeat Super Bowl XLV Champions Green Bay Packers

The Wuxi Red Guards scored six first quarter touchdowns and cruised to an easy 63-24 victory over Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers in the First ever Super Duper Bowl held this year in Hawaii.

Gorzo the Mighty, King of Wuxi China Expatdom, playing He-Man Football for the first time, quickly became bored as his first four passes to Red Guard Running Back Moses "Maniacal" Goldberg were for touchdowns.  A bored Gorzo was replaced by one of his wives Gorzodenia, who passed for 504 yards and five touchdowns in the rest of the game.

After the game, disconsolate Green Bay Packers all announced their resignation from Football, saying there was no point in trying to win Super Bowls now that the wife of the King of Wuxi China Expatdom has exposed weaknesses in their secondary, and made Aaron Rodgers look like a girl. 

The game was watched by a record 4 billion television viewers.  The half-time show was performed by Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack brought back, via time machine, from 1959.

The game ball was given to the brother of little Jimmy Terwilliger who has fallen down a hole in the Nanjing Expatdom