Official Memorabilia to commemorate the Search for the Missing Wuxi Expats from Toronto, Canada now on sale at Gambay's.

It is the weekend in the Expatdom of Wuxi, China, so the International Expeditionary Force searching for the missing Expats is taking a break so they can learn the official theme song for the search, as well as participate in the unveiling ceremony for official search and IEF memorabilia which can be bought exclusively at Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District.

Said Dwight Eisenhower, Commander of the IEF:  "In association with Fred Minkleman of Gambay's, the International Expeditionary Force is proud to introduce to you the official commemorative memorabilia of the 2011 search for the Missing Wuxi Expats from Toronto.  Now only will you be able to get the always popular hats, t-shirts, and underwear bearing the official logo of the IEF and its current mission; you will also be able to buy bobble-head dolls, photos, intimate photos, autographed photos, biographies, busts,  the old underwear, and the holy socks of your favorite IEF member.  And with each purchase, you can buy your next beverage at Gambay's at 50 percent off!"

Asked if there were any clues found in the search for the Missing Wuxi Expats, Eisenhower, said: "We have heard a rumour that there might be video of the Missing Expats taken the day before they decided to stage a protest for more pork chops and molasses.  As well, there is a rumor that lost laowai have been seen in Taixing.  The descriptions of the laowai in Taixing match the Expats from Toronto to a "T" but we don't want to go to that place, just yet. because we have heard there is nothing to do and you can't get there by train.  The IEF general council has instead voted that we search the bars of Suzhou first!"