At an impromptu Q&A session held last night at Gambay's Pub in the 1912 Bar District, three party leaders from the parliament of the Wuxi China Expatdom had the following to say about their vision of the Expatdom:
Leader of the Wuxi Sexpat Party, John Hefner, said he wanted the WCE to become a new Greece. Asked what Greece he was referring to: whether Modern Greece, or the Greece of Plato and Aristotle, Hefner said he didn't know who those "two guys" were, but he was thinking of the Greece “where they ran naked” and the place where "everyone got a job!"
Iggy Poop, leader of the Opposition Nudist Party said he wanted the WCE to be like ancient Rome: "Imperial, Impervious, and Imperative!"
Mango, Prime Minister and leader of the majority Naturist Party said that the WCE was "the promised land." "For so long， Wuxi China Expats were in the wilderness, and then we got on Hui Shan mountain. It was meet to be there. It was there we decided to build an altar to Gorzo.... Which we did： The Expatdom of Wuxi, China!"
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