World Male Celebrites becoming fascinated with Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minster Mango

Mango was sworn in as the Prime Minister of the Wuxi China Expatdom on Friday morning, amid a bout of Mango mania that has swept the world.  Not only have world leaders like Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov expressed a fascination with Mango, who looks like a combination of man, woman, pretty boy, supermodel, and god-slash-goddess;  world celebrities from the various genres of entertainment have also said they can't get Mango out of their minds.

Mick Jagger, has announced plans to hold a concert in the Wuxi, China Expatdom with all the proceeds going to Mango's favorite charity.

George Clooney, has said that as soon as he recovers from the malaria he got in Africa, he will find a pretext to make a movie where he and Mango have a love scene.

Don Rickles, who is to appear this weekend at Hardy's Har Har Comedy Club in the WCE, says since he has seen Mango, he has forgotten his snarkiness.

Hugh Hefner is offering 4 billion U.S. dollars to Mango to appear nude in Playboy.

Lebron James has talked of showing "his talents off" one day to Mango, is asking the Miami Heat to release him from his contract so he can play with the Wuxi Taihu Lakers of the China Expat Basketball League.

Gorzo the Mighty, King of Wuxi Expatdom, asked if the attention given to Mango threatened his Deity status said, "This Mango thing is a fad, and I have seen many a fad  come and go in my time.  I remember in the 1970s how during the Glam Rock phase, Richard Nixon was asking the New York Dolls to come to the White House to perform at a state dinner for the Emperor of Ethiopia, and Chairman Mao was dressing up like David Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust phase."