Wuxi China Expat plans to have a romantic Valentine's Day with his long johns

Hans Zimmerman, said to have been recently dealt a rebuke by the Wuxi Expat Hall of Fame, says he will console himself on Valentine's Day.

Zimmerman, Wuxi China Expatdom's most eccentric expatriate, says he will have a romantic dinner with his long underwear which a recent WCE supreme court decision allowed him to marry.

Said Zimmerman: "I plan to take Mrs. Zimmerman, my "little weinershentzel" to Gambay's Pub for their heart-shaped pizza and all-the-baijoe-and-chicken's feet-you-can-consume night on February 14!  I was just talking to Fred Minkleman, the Pub Owner, and he has told me there are still tables available for what should be the most romantic day on the Wuxi China Expatdom social calendar.  Gorzo the Mighty has also told me that he will bring all his Mrs Gorzos to the pub for a rare respite from his work at making the WCE the most wonderful place on earth."