Tuesday, the Naturist Party won a solid majority of 65 seats in the first ever Wuxi China Parliamentary elections. Leader of the Naturists, Mango will become the WCE's first ever fairly elected Prime Minister.
"Whether their party won or loss the election, I am sure that all Wuxi China Expats can agree that these free and honest elections are a magnificent event for the WCE. These elections represent a repudiation of the Dark times when the WCE was run by the Ayatollah of Mordor. God bless the new WCE and our magnificent king Gorzo the Mighty!!" said Mango, leader of the Naturist Party, to a crowd of cheering supporters at a conference room in Gambay's Pub, where Monday night the beef is boiled at half the regular price to honor British Wuxi China Expats.
George McGovern, leader of the Nudist Party which won fifty seats in the election, likewise praised the honesty and transparency of the election saying "it could only be attributed to a change of Monarchs in the WCE. It pleases me so to be the leader of Gorzo the Mighty's loyal opposition. Gorzo says! I do!" He also used Gambay's as his election night headquarters.
The five remaining seats in the 120 seat WCE parliament were won by the Wuxi Sexpats (4) and the Less Gray Party (1).
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