Friday, January 28, 2011

Chen Weiwei inspires Wuxi, China Expats to take off their clothes

Chen Weiwei, the Chinese migrant worker who got rail tickets after shedding his clothes, has inspired  Wuxi, China Expats to take off their clothes.

Hans Zimmerman, not happy with having to wait for his basket of chicken's feet took off his clothes at Gambay's Pub, where you can have a double-cheeseburger for just 3 rmb, in the 1912 Bar District.  Fred Minklemen, owner of Gambay's and angry at what he perceived to be Zimmerman's insolence, took off his clothes in response.  Onlookers soon took sides and everyone was naked.  An orgy ensued in which the police and the society for the prevention of cruelty to bar girls had to be called in.

Fred Lait, not happy with the length of the lineup at Carrefour, took off his clothes and was able to get VIP Service.

Rhoda Morris, wanting to get a marriage certificate, took off her clothes at the Wuxi, China Expatdom Wedding License office.

Hugh Hefner, a leading Wuxi, China Sexpat, took off his clothes in protest at what he perceived to be outrageous call girl prices.

Bobby Sittler, a Wuxi Expat from Ontario, Canada, took off his clothes in hopes of getting his job back.

Betty Armstrong, another Wuxi Expat from Ontario, Canada, took off her clothes to protest the cold weather.

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