Wuxi, China Expat Jones to marry his basketball

Jones from America, has taken advantage of Wuxi, China Expatdom allowing human-object marriage to marry his basketball.

Said Jones:

Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin' 
In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood 
Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball 
And I loved that basketball 
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went 
That basketball was like a basketball to me 

I even put that basketball underneath my pillow 

And that is why I want to marry my basketball...