Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Pope Benedict XVI, Canadian Prime Minister Steve Harper, The Australian Prime Minister, The Queen of England, and Jack Nicholson all expected to attend Gorzo the Mighty's Coronation as King of Wuxi, China Expats

In a January 8th, ceremony expected to attract one hundred million observers, including great World leaders and celebrities, Gorzo the Mighty will be crowned King of Wuxi Expatdom.

After the ceremony, everyone will go for beers at one of the three major Wuxi Expat Pubs, all of which are offering special drink deals to mark the event.

Why are so many local Chinese attending an Expat event?  One resident was quoted as saying that the previous King of Wuxi Expats was a tyrant even to them, and they had high hopes that a man from outer space could shower them with benefits.

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