People from all over the world are coming to Wuxi, China Expatdom to marry their favorite things

Fred Minkleman, owner of Gambay's Pub, home of the 10 rmb two-foot pizza, in the 1912 Bar District, has had more marriage business than he can handle since the Wuxi, China Expatdom Supreme Court allowed Hans Zimmerman to marry his underpants.  Minkleman's 24 hour Vegas-style marriage chapel is booked solid for the next six months as people from all over the world are coming to the WCE to take advantage of the WCE's human-stuff marriage law.  Minkleman is contemplating opening a second chapel.  Meanwhile, a competing pub, which shall remain nameless unless it pays this blog 1000 rmb, has opened its own 24 hour wedding chapel.

Said Minkleman: "We have had a lot of Continental Europeans reserve ceremonies.  A few people from Ontario, Canada are asking if they can marry their body parts -- they don't know inanimate means.  Either that or they want to marry their brains.  Ha!"

Ask what these people want to marry, Minkleman said:  "We are getting teenagers who want to marry their I-pads, I-phones, and Play Stations.  The older people want to marry their 8-tracks, their vinyl record collection, their purses, their fur coats, their football shin guards, their photos of  Edith Piaf, and so on.  Germans want to marry their leiderhosen.  Italians want to marry photos of their mothers.  The Swiss want to marry their cuckoo clocks.  The French want to marry their mirrors or piles of dung.  The Dutch want to marry their wooden shores and windmills.  There have been, needless to say, many strange requests.  One man wants to marry to his coffin.  Another man wants to marry his artificial leg.  One man from Ontario, Canada actually wants to marry his grandmother."

Asked if there was anything people, who want to marry their stuff should keep in mind, Minkleman said: "Every one should remember that Bigamy and Polygamy and Polyandry are against the law in the WCE.  So don't marry collections of things -- marry the container."