Kieth Olbermann, whose crude blowharding Left-Wingness made him a source of many a laugh for Conservatives and Republicans all over the world, has quickly found a new gig after being canned from MSNBC.
Gorzo the Mighty, King of Wuxi Expatdom announced that Olbermann has agreed to become the Minister in charge of Crybaby-Hissy-Fits for Wuxi Expats, effective immediately. Said Gorzo: "Say what you like about Oblermann's thoughts, but he makes other Hissies look like men. He is the best candidate to run the newly-created ministry. For whatever reason there is a lot of anti-Americanism in the Expatdom, and being a merciful ruler, I created this Ministry for these people 'cause that is all they're gonna get from me!"
Olbermann, when asked why he would choose to work for such a Conservative Republican like figure as Gorzo the Mighty, said that "for a ruler whose right-wing rhetoric most certainly causes people to want to spill the blood of Christian babies, and go on shooting sprees, so as to make matzo balls, he pays really well."
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