For 3rd Straight Year, Continental Europeans Remain Strangest Looking People in Wuxi, China Expatdom

Wuxi, China  --  According to a report published this week by the University of Central Bavaria's Institute for Diversity and Ethics in Expatriates, for the third straight year, the highest percentage of bizarre and unconventional-looking Wuxi Expats come from Continental Europe.

Wuxi Expats asked about this, seemed to agree to a man, and woman that this in fact was the case.  Said Duchess Sedvig Wallenstein, from Monte Carlo, "Most of the Europeans who come to the Expatdom of Wuxi, China are of the Euro-Trash-Fascist-Nudist Variety.  They are the ones who have really embraced this fashion of marrying inanimate objects that came as a result of the Wuxi, China Expatdom Supreme Court ruling about object-human marriage.  You would never see anyone from Canada, England, or Australia marrying a caliper, a cuckoo clock, suspenders, rococo wallpaper, or vinyl siding.  But that is what Continental European Wuxi Expats do!"