Saturday, January 22, 2011

Wuxi Expats beat Nanjing Expats 160-85 in Basketball.

Despite having only four players on their roster, the visiting Wuxi Taihu Lakers had no trouble beating the Nanjing Nine-Headed Dragons in a China Expat Basketball League game played Saturday night before 125,000 people in Nanjing's Olympic Stadium.

Laker scoring was shared equally among Moses Maimonides, Arthur Schopenhauer, Arlos Singletary, and Harold Morgenstern, each of whom took turns being a quarter's forty point scorer.  Wilt Chamberlain lead the Dragon scoring with seventy points.

 Laker Head Coach Andrew Klavan praised his team's magnanimosity in letting the out-talented Dragons score some points.  "We hate too see so many people go home sad."  

"We wish the leaders of Nanjing Expatdom would learn from our example." added Klavan.  Currently, the Wuxi and Nanjing Expatdoms are having cold relations.

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