Milk production per cow is increasing in Wuxi, China Expatdom

More and more people, the world round, are saying that Gorzo the Mighty's Wuxi, China Expatdom is now the land of Milk and Honey.  

But is it?  People who like to study things are coming from all the world to study the Expatdom and see if these Milk and Honey claims are true.  One study has just been released.

The World Expatdom Dairyman's Association has released its reports about the productivity of Wuxi, China Expatdom milk cows.  It says that Milk production per cow in Wuxi, China Expatdom has risen 200 percent since Gorzo the Mighty's ascension to the Wuxi, China Expatdom throne.

Fred Lait, Wuxi, China Expatdom minister in charge of milk cows, with great humility said she appreciated hearing the report.  She attributed the amazing production increase to some intelligent policy decisions by Gorzo the Mighty:  "His Mightiness reversed the policy  of the previous King of Wuxi to have only people from Ontario, Canada look after the cows.  It turned out that these people had the lowest i.q. levels of Wuxi, China Expats, and were as well molesting the cows."

Meanwhile, milk production per cow has gone down dramatically in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada where the former KoW is said to be living in hiding.